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Confusion at pub after Batman misreads ‘barman wanted’ sign
“It was only for a few hours at the weekends. We were pretty surprised when the caped crusader rocked up.” […]
Month: June 2022
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Newly discovered Citizen Kane post-credit scene hints at shared universe with Casablanca and Bambi
“I can only assume that no one had ever waited until the end of the credits before.” […]
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Man can’t believe he got stuck in a Groundhog Day-style timeloop on a Monday
Every day, Mr James wakes up to find it’s Monday morning, the weekend’s over, he’s a little hungover and now he’s got to face an entire week of work. […]
Film Guide
‘James Bond beats up a volcano’ – Weekend Film Guide 1st July
It’s the weekend! Time to dance naked in veneration of our Lord Pan. […]
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Hugh Jackman to release collection of his favourite songs from X-Men
Includes ‘I’m a Funky X-Man’, ‘You Can’t Cage Me in a Cage Fight’, and ‘Everyone’s a Dick except Wolverine’ […]
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Horace Goes Skiing will be ‘best video game movie yet’, says producer
“I’m not saying, of course, that our Horace Goes Skiing adaptation will be better than Citizen Kane, I’ll let the public decide that.” […]
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May the Force be Groovy! – New Star Wars films to be set in the sixties
“The Empire are the repressive Nixon government, who are trying to hunt down the Jedi and make them wear suits and get proper jobs.” […]
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Downton Abbey 3: Wonder Butler sees Bates develop super-butler powers
He can make a pot of tea in seconds, iron several newspapers at once, and is able to see microscopic flecks of dust on his master’s suits […]
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‘America gets invaded by weather’ – Weekend Film Guide 24th June
Hey you. It’s the weekend. A perfect time to complete ignore that massive list of stuff to do you’ve got and sit about in your pants eating biscuits and watching films. […]
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If you don’t finish all your Starfield, you won’t get any Elder Scrolls VI, says Bethesda
“Our developers spent a long time making a lovely Starfield for everyone, so you’re going to play it, and you’re going to enjoy it.” […]
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Patrick Stewart reveals disappointment at missing out on lead in Madonna biopic
“We would have hired a body double for the period when she made that book of her naked with Vanilla Ice and a horse.” […]
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Studios continue to refuse to bow to widespread public pressure for reboot of The Island
“Now, we don’t want to have to turn to violence and, frankly, I condemn those of us who have already done so.” […]
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Thor Update: Gorr the God Butcher has some lovely pork and sage sausages in this week
Gorr the God Butcher’s Scotch Eggs were really good, but you had to get there early as he sold out ever so quickly. […]
Film Guide
‘Tough men shout at foreigners’ – Weekend Film Guide 17th June
It’s the weekend, and because the World Cup’s on at Christmas because money, we’re going to have to watch these films instead […]
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New Gran Turismo film just a man in a car spinning off on a corner and swearing
“We’re really capturing the essence of what has been a classic PlayStation game for some 25 years now.” […]