“We can put on something with one of the Ryans in and then everyone can chat online about what hat Ryan is wearing when they should just shut up and watch the bloody film.” […]
Skinless Julia will feature as his long-suffering, hard-bitten secretary and his trusty sidekick is Rex, a cute little hound of hell. […]
“It’s stimulating, but not overwhelming, and it makes the playing PlayStation the sensuous, erotic experience it really should be.” […]
“The robots will watch Westworld, talk about Westworld, perhaps even read slightly satirical blog posts about Westworld that aren’t quite as clever as they think they are.” […]
Good God, woman, this is no time for sitting about! It’s the weekend! And that can only mean one thing – It’s time to sit about. While you’re doing so, why not watch these great films. […]
The fact that the ‘female-led’ nature of the project continues to give a healthy gender balance to the franchise will certainly be a comfort to everyone. […]
“Panem isn’t quite the dystopian nightmare that it will become and most people aren’t really properly hungry yet, they’re just a bit peckish.” […]
People sitting really quite close together, touching their own and each other’s faces, and not washing their hands. […]
Adhering to a strict Lego Dogma 95 manifesto, von Trier allowed himself to only use a 2009 Lego road repair set. […]
“It’s been ages since I’ve taken to the internet in fury about how, as a real Star Wars fan, I’ve been terribly ill-treated in some way or other.” […]
“Two men enter, one man leaves…with a PlayStation.” […]
It’s the weekend! Why not distract yourself from the grinding misery of existence by drinking yourself into a stupor and passing out in front of these films. […]
“She’s just this zombie struggling to get by despite a constant craving for the flesh of humans and a lack of quality musical theatre.” […]
“It is simply impossible to conceive of Dune without Terry,” explained Villeneuve. […]
“Cat videos and porn. I mean that’s pretty much what the Internet is. So, fans can look forward to plenty of episodes featuring cat videos and porn.” […]
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