Weekend Film Guide 2nd May

Good God, woman, this is no time for sitting about! It’s the weekend! And that can only mean one thing – It’s time to sit about.

While you’re doing so, why not watch these great films.

Saturday

Das Boot Movies4Men 21.00

Classic, epic German drama about a boot.

Highlander Horror Channel 21.00

Sean Connery plays Spanish bloke with Scottish accent. Chris Lambert plays Scottish bloke with French accent. Warden from Shawshank Redemption gets cross because everyone’s doing the wrong accent.

The Last Boy Scout ITV4 23.20

Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans aggressively swear at each other to mask the true romantic feelings they hold for each other.

Sunday

The King’s Speech BBC1 22.30

Posh man learns to swear so Britain can do a war.

How the West was Won ITV4 13.25

Longest film in the world. Tells the story of the Wild west, seemingly in real time. Finishes on Thursday.

Only God Forgives – 02.20 Sony Movies

Unless, of course, you were involved in this load of old rubbish.

Netflix movie of the weekend

Inglourious Basterds

Tarantino war film, so there’s Churchill discussing his favourite Silver Surfer comic and Himmler doing the Twist. It goes on far too long and you won’t remember anything about it after the titles roll.