New Walking Dead spin-off about a zombie called ‘Ugh’ and her family

A new spin-off from popular never-ending zombieathon The Walking Dead has been announced.

Simply entitled Ugh, it will focus on a zombie and her family as they try to negotiate the zombie apocalypse and deal with humans arbitrarily shooting their friends.

“Ugh is this nice woman who live in the suburbs of New Jersey,” explains producer Paul Gadd.

“She ran a pharmacy and was active in the local theatre group until one day, a zombie ate her face.

“Since then she’s just been this zombie struggling to get by with a constant craving for the flesh of humans and a lack of quality musical theatre.”

The initial season will show the day-to-day difficulties of Ugh’s life as we see her and her husband struggle with using doors, doing their best not to eat each other, and trying to find something on telly that isn’t The Walking Dead or a Walking Dead spin-off.

To make matters worse, a bunch of humans have barricaded themselves in the local elementary school and being really annoying.

“We wanted to explore the human side of the zombies in Walking Dead,” continued Gadd.

“And then, when we’d done that, we wanted to just keep exploring that same thing over and over again incessantly for seasons and seasons to come.”

It is expected that Ugh is another in a planned infinite number of Walking Dead spin-offs that will last forever and leave no room on TV for anything without a zombie in it.