New PlayStation 5 controller ribbed for his and her pleasure

Further details have been revealed about the new PlayStation 5 controller, including the fact that it will be ribbed for both his and her pleasure.

Instead of the smooth ‘handles’ that the previous DualShock controllers have had, the handles on the new PlayStation 5 controller will have a series of ribs about 5 millimetres apart that both men and women can enjoy.

“One thing everyone involved with the new PlayStation was conscious of was how the previous models, whilst very popular and well-designed, were not really very sensuous,” explained lead designer Kelly Grace.

“When a young couple is in love, and in a responsible relationship then, when one thing leads to another, they may end up playing PlayStation, which has always been a pleasurable activity.

“So, we started to think about what we could do, as a videogame company, to really enhance that pleasure.”

For over a year, Sony ran testing and focus groups in various cities around the world.

“Oh man, we tried a bunch of things, we really did. We had an intense, vibrating nubbin on each of the control sticks, we had the main console give off a variety of arousing scents, and at one point the new DualShock was made of this new polymer that was utterly indistinguishable from human skin.

“But what couples really enjoyed, what really heightened both their pleasure was the ribbed effect on the controller.

“It’s stimulating, but not overwhelming, it can be enjoyed by gay and straight couples and it just makes the playing PlayStation the sensuous, erotic experience it really should be.”

Although unconfirmed, it is expected that Sony will produce a limited-edition PlayStation 5 with self-lubricating controllers.

Microsoft have yet to respond to Sony’s announcement, but they are rumoured to be reworking their Xbox Series X controllers to include an eight-inch dildo.