What the hell is happening?
This, this is what happening, and it’s going to blow your mind.
“We’re rewriting it. I’m fairly sure that the petition said they wanted a feelgood, romantic comedy. If it didn’t say that, then it was certainly implied. So that’s what we’ve done.” […]
The original Crash Bandicoot remake was a surprise hit two years ago, and producer Activision clearly feel that a new version, updated for 2019, could be a real hit. […]
Carry On Iron Man will feature Tony Stark accidentally lose his Iron trousers and have to save the world in just his iron pants. […]
“Most importantly, if we need a scene to be directed by a convincing ape, then this process will easily achieve that.” […]
“I enjoyed Eggers’ previous film The Witch very much, but I think it could have been much improved with a nice singing and dancing woodland animal scene.” […]
It is understood that, alongside her pioneering work on radiation, Ms Curie was a promising wing-back with a powerful left foot. […]
“It’s literally the only way that the rule about eating after midnight could make any sense, and when you think about it, it’s not that impractical, I mean, most people go to bed at eleven anyway.” […]
“The problem with Lord of the Rings is that it is neither def nor fresh.” […]
Advising by-standers to ‘stand back and give them some air’ can also improve the patient’s chances of survival despite the fact air is pretty much everywhere […]
“I watched Alan Titchmarsh set himself on fire in Kew Gardens on Saturday evening, I can’t deny that it was an enjoyable experience.”
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It will be a life story of de Burgh with Pesci in the starring role, Harvey Keitel as his manager and Robert DeNiro in a potentially Oscar-winning supporting role as the Lady in Red. […]
“Obviously, we’d throw in a lot more nudity and people killing each other” […]
The director and writers were able to use the same technique that they used when writing Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom – “Yeah, we got drunk.” […]
“You could have Beverly losing her teeth, Bill suffering mild incontinence and, of course, poor old Ben has put back on the weight, suffered two heart attacks and is on a lot of serious medication.” […]
“That means the grass will behave exactly as it would in real life, like growing an immeasurably small amount during a match and looking green.” […]
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