Surprise new Marvel film Carry On Iron Man to feature sexy innuendo and people in their pants

Marvel has confirmed that it’s new film will be a crossover with the classic, saucy British comedy franchise – Carry On.

Carry On Iron Man will feature Tony Stark accidentally lose his Iron trousers and have to save the world in just his iron pants.

“I was in Britain recently and the TV was stuck on ITV3, so I ended up watching a lot of Carry On films,” explained Marvel boss Kevin Feige.

“It was Carry On Dick that particularly stuck with me – you see, it’s funny because it’s called ‘Dick’

“It seemed clear to me that we needed to bring the Marvel universe into this world.”

Whilst Iron Man is saving the world in his pants, he will be accompanied by Captain America, who will be suffering from chronic flatulence along with The Black Widow whose bra keeps pinging off at inappropriate moments.

“We’ve got a great villain. He’s this huge purple alien with a big bulbous head who is called Baron P’nis.

“He’s the guy who’s hidden Iron Man’s trousers as part of a nefarious plan to make all of humanity go around without trousers on.

“It ends with him being defeated by Black Widow’s bra pinging off and knocking him out cold.”

Carry On Iron Man will release in 2021 and if successful will lead to a rehabilitation of the other great British comedy franchise with Confessions of an Avenger.