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The contestants will be parachuted onto an island, and those with the highest judges’ scores will be given impressive and powerful weaponry. Those who failed to impress the judges will be given a blunt letter opener.
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“One guy said it smelled of the ‘flesh ripped from the corpse of a rotting carcass.’ He was a goth, I believe.” […]

“Smart Haircut Man has always been my favorite Marvel character. I just hope they get his haircut right, because it’ll have to be really, really smart to live up to the comics.” […]

“They showed me some test footage and godammnit if you wouldn’t believe that it was an actual human version of Johnny Depp.” […]

“I think that it’s clear, Rey has gone over to the Dark side,” said Bank of England chief Mark Carney, who had hastily convened a press conference to discuss the trailer. […]

The live action version of the animated version of The Lion King is one of Disney’s biggest hits since the animated version of The Lion King came out. […]

The show will be set a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away on a planet that just happens to look like pre-war Philadelphia. […]

“Having a superhero with all the powers of a spider on the team gives them a real strength and depth that will be a massive advantage in the new season.” […]

“This is quick and nasty baking, there’s nothing cosy here, nothing comforting. It’s in-your-face, confrontational. It’s street-baking and it doesn’t care what you think.”
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“We had Ant-man the other year. If you can use special effects to shrink a man down to sub-atomic size, then you can make the women of Little Women little.” […]

The soldier will be a fully working human being and can be used as a life-sized, fully poseable action figure, or as help around the house, or even as a means to combat minor insurgencies in the local area. […]

We see Britain’s longest serving monarch refer to a corgi as a f*****g little s**t-machine. […]

There were also strong showings for James Bond and the Goblet of Fire and James Bond and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. […]

‘Yeah, we like baking cakes and you like crucifying people. Whatever. Everyone’s different, now let’s dance to Superfreak.’ […]

“It’s just, you think Joker, you think Batman, I mean, you just do,” said Batman as he sat on top of a gargoyle on a 20-storey building in downtown Gotham for some reason. […]