Stuck for what to watch this weekend? Or even last weekend? Our in-depth film guide is exactly what you need.
It’s the weekend. We’ll done progression of time, you got us here again. Let’s all celebrate by slumping on the sofa mindlessly watching these great films. […]
It’s the weekend. You could clean out the shed or have a go at the garden but, frankly, life’s too short for that sort of nonsense, so why not watch these great films instead. […]
Weekend! Party! Go crazy! Wild times! Yes, well, that all sounds thoroughly exhausting. Best sit about eating cake and watching these great films instead. […]
The camera lingers on its tight, toned alien curves and leaves NOTHING to the imagination. […]
It’s the weekend, and as the BBC refuse to bring back Noel Edmunds’ Multi-coloured Swap Shop, no matter how vociferous my letters, you may as well watch some of these ‘great’ films. […]
It’s the weekend and you can either contemplate the awful truth that life is fleeting, transient, and ultimately meaningless or you can sit about in your pants watching these great films. […]
Good Lord, it’s the weekend! You could go out for Leanne’s birthday, but Leanne is just the worst, so why not watch these brilliant films instead. […]
It’s the weekend and, provided we haven’t descended into a terrifying Mad Max-like dystopia in which we are forced to battle in Thunderdomes for the last drops of water, you can enjoy these great films […]
It’s the weekend and it’s still way too hot to do anything more than lie on your sofa in your pants watching these great films. […]
It’s the weekend and, my god, there’s a lot of sport on. No one wants to get involved in all that nonsense, so best watch these films instead. […]
It’s the weekend, and it’s hotter than the sun. You could go outside, but you’d more than likely just catch fire or melt. So why not stay in and watch these great films […]
It’s the weekend, you could spend it outdoors, but outdoors is just full of things that sting you and people wearing inappropriately tight clothing. […]
You’ve worked super-hard this week, so treat yourself and spend the entire weekend lying in a bath full of Malteasers whilst watching these great films. […]
It’s the weekend, you could go clubbing, but you’re far too old for that nonsense and there’s nowhere to sit, so why not stay home and watch this great selection of films instead. […]
It’s the weekend! You could go to Katie’s birthday party but, let’s face it, Katie is dreadful, so just stay in and watch these great films instead. […]
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