It’s the weekend. We’ll done progression of time, you got us here again. Let’s all celebrate by slumping on the sofa mindlessly watching these great films.
Saturday
Jackie Brown Sony Movie Channel 23.45
Everyone says the n-word while Robert DeNiro mumbles. Someone robs someone, someone else shoots someone. Good music I’d expect, but the whole affair goes on for over three hours so you’re welcome to it.
Commandos Strike at Dawn Movies4Men 09.15
Are the armed forces allowed to take industrial action? Regardless of the time of day? You’ll have to watch what I’m sure is a fascinating documentary to find out
Something on ITV ITV some time
I’ll level with you. I’m on holiday so I’m doing this way in advance and ITV haven’t released their film schedule yet. I’d imagine Lord of the Rings is on though, so that’ll be nice.
Sunday
M*A*S*H True Entertainment 21.00
Wacky misogynists mumble through the Korean War.
Not as good as Dad’s Army.
Over The Top CBS Action 19.10
Yes! Sylvester Stallone as truck driving arm-wrestler. Proof, along with those Jive Bunny singles, that the eighties were mental.
Another ITV film, probably Bourne ITV another time
Been a couple of weeks, so it’s bound to be on.
Jason Bourne beats up the bad guys with an old cardie, some fish fingers and the engine block from a 1979 Ford Cortina.
At the cinema
The Nun
Scary nun movie – ‘oh no! She’s praying! Run!”
New on DVD (if you buy it from that second hand shop on the High Street)
Field of Dreams
Kevin Costner loses at baseball to ghosts. Idiot.
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