Month: April 2022

An ingenious story of the Crawleys’ worst nightmare, a version of the family who had terribly bad manners. […]

“This is rubbish. It’s just a man in an old-fashioned hat looking grumpy.” […]

“Farewell earthlings, my work here is done.” […]

“I mean, I don’t think I’d know where to begin playing a grumpy vampire like that, so I think it’s ever so clever of him just to have got it finished at all.” […]

“I’ve got Britney Spears doing a private concert for my pet terrapin’s birthday later.” […]

Heinz discontinued Toast Toppers in the early 2010s in a move considered to be massively out-of-step with the wants and needs of the British public. […]

“Absolutely no one should be wearing trousers or underwear. That would be the big change I would make.” […]

Doctor Strange is then tasked with fixing the multiverse by convincing Suggs to just settle on one encore, which should obviously be House of Fun. […]

The entire cage is lit up on either side by floodlights that can be seen from space. […]

Dora bangs her foot on a bench. It’s really quite painful, and she is forced to sit down for a bit and rub it. […]

“Then there’s droppings. Have you seen droppings left by a big Cat Deeley? I have.” […]

A Disney production starring Chris Rock as Will Smith and Meryl Streep as Chris Rock […]