The time Cher scandalized the Oscars by wearing nothing but yogurt
“No one had ever dared to wear nothing but yogurt to the Academy Awards before.” […]
“No one had ever dared to wear nothing but yogurt to the Academy Awards before.” […]
It’s the weekend, and unless the workers have seized the means of production as part of the glorious revolution, you’ve only got two days before work. So watch these films. […]
The category will allow consideration of the likes of Bruce Willis’s straight-to-DVD work, animated films about owls, and documentaries equating Donald Trump to Abraham Lincoln. […]
It will star a slightly past-their-prime actor and an actress who deserves better – Matt Damon and Anne Hathaway or similar. […]
You play Deathbastard – a time-travelling super soldier with guns for arms. It’s your job to shoot all the other men in the game and rescue your son from a castle. […]
The first episode of the new season will tell how Frank had secretly always wanted to be a lion-tamer and with his wife now in his place as President, he seizes the opportunity and leaves under the cover of night. […]
“I mean, they lose their director just a week after getting a video camera for my birthday? It’s like it was meant to be.” […]
Both the movie and TV versions feature a very professional bodyguard assigned to look after a high-profile woman who then, inexplicably, get it on amidst a load of trouble. […]
“The sheer logistics of staging an explicit and harrowing lesbian sex-act performed for a baying audience of men whilst on ice requires some considerable talent.” […]
It’s the weekend. We’ll done progression of time, you got us here again. Let’s all celebrate by slumping on the sofa mindlessly watching these great films. […]
“All the sets are terrific, but I think my particular favourite is the burning police station, with its little burning racist deputy minifigure.” […]
The Blame it on Rio star was remarkably sanguine about being a fictional construct in the imaginary world of a film. […]
“It was pretty amazing,” said Doris Onions, a cattle-farmer from North Wales who’d been wintering at Fiji’s exclusive Royal Davui resort. […]
“I went to see a film last week and, it was lucky I turned up three months early, as I had to round up some financiers in order to purchase a small box of salty popcorn at the counter.” […]
Tap-dancing cats, cowboys down the pub, and everyone talking like they’re in Toast of London. […]
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