After years of constant development, the movie adaptation of million-selling book ‘Windows XP for Dummies’ has finally been canned. […]

It will feature a young Han Solo working as a spaceship mechanic and meeting up with his friends in a 50’s diner in space and having amusing yet largely wholesome and unthreatening adventures. […]

“It’s not an adaptation of any of her novels per se, but it is set in what I like to call the Lego Jane Austeniverse.” […]

“Whenever Kobayashi refers to ‘his employer’ he nods towards the corner of the room containing the TV showing the soccer match.” […]

“No special effects, no expensive costumes, no huge sets. We just want ‘Boobs’ to be all about the boobs.” […]

Early showings of the Radiohead biopic get better and better until around halfway through, when the film takes a turn for the weird from which point no-one really understands what’s going on. […]

The only thing that could be better than four giant heads carved into a batholith would be five giant heads carved into a batholith . […]

“The key thing is to prevent them watching the West Wing as that’s really going to freak them out.” […]

My Little Pony fans will treated to reworked hits such as All Hope Is Gone, Pulse of the Maggots and People=Sh*t […]

Scientists began an in-depth study in January to conclusively prove the extent of the West Wing star’s psychic powers. […]

“At least with a running time of seven and a half days it won’t go on for as long as the extended Lord Of The Rings trilogy.” […]

It will tell the story of how main character Synonym makes the trepidatious and terrifying journey from Analogue to Metonym […]

The film has been hailed as a ‘profound allegory for the inevitability of violence in the face of pacifism,’ by some, and ‘stupid’ by others. […]