Review: Terminator 2 3D

First of all, Terminator 2 is and always has been… FRICKING AWESOME!!!

But!  Crazy warning to all those going: THIS MOVIE IS NOT IN 3D!!!

In fact, I think there is something really wrong with the screening I saw!  The whole screen was fuzzy right through the whole showing!  I think there’s some probs with the physical media, you know?? The film’s, like, double-printed on each image.

I ploughed on as the problem didn’t seem to bother anyone else in the room and, to my credit, I still managed to dance around screaming along to Guns’n’Roses’ You Could Be Mine despite having a head-battering migraine!

Even in this latest version, despite me seeing it LOADS of times and I mean *LOADS* cos it’s frinkin’ awesome – the film scared the hell out of me, not least when those twin security guards appear, because there was FOUR OF THEM!

But, I gotta say I didn’t expect what turned out to be THE most terrifying bit of the movie: when I turned to look at the audience and noticed that, everyone except me, were all wearing exactly the same glasses!  Crazy, crazy scenes.

Then, I suddenly realised: they were OBVIOUSLY all members of some local cult!  Obvs I had accidentally gatecrashed some sort of crazy mating ceremony or something.

After that, I couldn’t really concentrate, cos I was 100% positive I was going to get jumped and then sacrificed or eaten, you know, like these cults do.

Rating: 5 stars. Still FRICKING AWESOME!!! Despite broken, unwatchable bits and being scared for my life.

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