Month: January 2024

“It wasn’t as good as the old story, so we decided to keep the old story and this new film is basically Ghostbusters.” […]

“Not my cup of tea, really. I know there’s that Claudia Winkleman and her fringe, something about a castle.” […]

“I admit it. I was caught up in the moment. Of course there was time to explain. I feel such a fool.” […]

“Of course, if he’s the Lion King, then before that he must have been the Lion Prince. And what is a Prince? An 80s funk megastar.” […]

“As Bradley Cooper does have a confirmed penis, the committee opted to nominate him for Best Director instead.”  […]

The film will begin with Joker, still sad because he can’t get a girlfriend, singing a plaintive version of Mary’s Boy Child as he murders someone […]

He phones up the company’s helpline but, after being left on hold for some twenty minutes, he creates a rogue Jedi order dedicated to hate, anger and greed […]

“200 fedora hats have been ordered, and Google searches for words that rhyme with ‘fission’ are up by 400%.” […]

Who cares about Klingons? Starfleet have got holodecks and right now everyone is running around the Palace of Versailles with no trousers on. […]

“I stand there with a big Stovepipe hat on, whistling a jaunty tune and with my bits and pieces out.” […]

“Come on though Hollywood. What’s going on? You’re making a sequel to Cliffhanger, but not Gorillagator? Sort yourselves out.” […]

“It was The Walking Head, except with a fairly disappointing amount of nudity and a pun on our film’s name.” […]

Oh No, It’s My Bottom 2 – sequel to 2021’s hilarious British comedy romp about someone’s bottom. […]