Month: August 2023

Scientists have uncovered new evidence that proves dinosaurs spent their Friday nights, much like modern humans do, going to the cinema. […]

“This is bunfuffkin, that big fenny is a cruff-spanter.” […]

“For Girlfriend is Better, Jabba joins the band holding a picture of Princess Leia.” […]

“The original plot is just the start of what’s really going on,” explained Jim Caviezel, who is definitely fine and normal. […]

I must be really very intelligent, mustn’t I? […]

These would be some of the most annoying planets in the universe. […]

“I should get my weapon,” said the character because, apparently, saying ‘gun’ is a little gauche […]

It will star someone you half-remember from a talent show as Barbie and a surprisingly well-respected British actor in a support role. […]

The film will begin with the Red and Andy’s wedding […]

“That first Dune was a huge hit. I guess because it didn’t have Sting in a big blue codpiece. Or maybe despite that.” […]