Wanted: Robin

Are you seeking a new and exciting opportunity in the field of nocturnal anti-social behaviour management?

We are currently recruiting for the position of Robin on behalf of our client, a leading caped crusader based in Gotham City.

As a key member of the team, you will play a crucial role in striking terror into the hearts of the criminals, miscreants, ne’er-do-wells, delinquents, and villains that make the lives of Gotham’s decent citizens a misery.

Job Purpose: Reporting directly to the team-leader, Robin will be responsible for meting out violence to those suspected of breaking the law, doing exciting flips, and serving as a youthful and optimistic counterbalance to the darkness at the heart of other members of the team.

You will collaborate closely with select members of law enforcement, other costumed heroes and, most crucially, the butler, to maintain consistent exceptional standards of vigilante justice and cultivate a robust costumed crusading quality culture.

Essential Duties & Responsibilities:

• Punching anyone suspected of crimes in the face.
• Identify and advocate for crime-fighting improvement practices in order to push established crime-fighting techniques beyond punching anyone suspected of crimes in the face.
• Flips.
• Develop, write and perform amusing quips. Occasionally, these will be required to be at the expense of other members of the team. So, a respectful, thoughtful and sensitive approach to quips will be expected.
• Download the latest Windows patches and maintain a robust and up-to-date virus protection and firewall solution for the team’s state-of-the-art information management system.
• Some light laundry and housekeeping tasks, if the butler’s busy.

To succeed in the role, the candidate must have the following skills/qualifications:

• Valid level 7 (or higher) Boy Wonder certification.
• Minimum of 5 years’ experience doing flips, preferably as a child circus acrobat.
• Exceptional communication skills. Experience dealing with particularly taciturn costumed heroes not essential, but welcomed.
• Proficiency in Microsoft Excel, in order to fully interact with the aforementioned state-of-the-art information management system.
• Previous experience in a crime-fighting environment and a passion for wearing brightly coloured costumes.

Benefits:

• Brightly coloured costume that covers up the majority of the groin and buttock area.
• Full board, including personal living space, situated in large mansion built above a big hole full of bats.
• Location: The streets of Gotham City.
• Standard working hours: The Night.
• Holiday entitlement: 20 days per annum, subject to activities, plans and schemes of local supervillains.
• Additional benefits: Amazon discount on crime-fighting materials, access to variety of bat-gadgets, free on-site Wi-Fi, secure bike storage.

To apply for this position, please send CV to secretidentity@bat.wayneindustries.com.