3 hours of Oppenheimer nudity obscured by ‘clothes’

Following the revelation last week that some screenings of Oppenheimer covered Florence Pugh’s nudity with a CGI dress comes the news that there is actually a further three hours of nudity obscured by actors wearing ‘clothes.’

“Everyone was naked. At the start of the day everyone was completely naked,” explained an Oppenheimer insider, who preferred to remain anonymous.

“I can promise you that they’d have all appeared naked on film as well if it hadn’t been for one thing; clothes.”

The insider went on to explain that the entire cast had their nudity obscured by a process of ‘getting dressed’ that took place every day prior to filming.

“I never saw it, so I can’t be certain of exactly how it worked. But, as I understand it, every actor working on the film would, at some point in the morning, put on some underwear, then either trousers or a dress and perhaps some kind of top.”

This process meant that virtually all nudity in Oppenheimer, except for a handful of moments, was completely obscured.

“It’s a really shame,” continued the insider.

“There’s a lot of really good-looking people who worked on the film who I, and I’m sure many people, would have loved to see without their clothes on. I mean, who wouldn’t want to see Kenneth Branagh’s bits?

“But I guess decisions are made, and the people of the top decided that all this Oppenheimer nudity wasn’t appropriate. A real shame.”

Although it is unlikely we will ever see an official all-nude cut of Oppenheimer, rumours are afoot that the adult industry is working on Popped-Offenheimer – a version of the story that should feature considerably more nudity.