Sound Of Freedom Extended Cut to Feature Scenes of Tom Hanks Eating Babies on Home Planet

Following the success of not-mental Q-Anon epic Sound of Freedom, a new extended cut has been announced.

The new cut will include scenes of Tom Hanks returning to his home planet of Rigel-7, shedding his human skin and eating some babies. He will be joined by a number of leading Hollywood liberals and the Clintons.

“The original plot is just the start of what’s really going on,” explained Jim Caviezel, who is definitely fine and normal.

“The success of the film shows that people want to understand this scandal. Now, though, with the extended cut, we can really open everyone’s eyes and show these horrifying scenes of the Tom Hanks taking a break from filming Bridge of Spies to return to his home planet and eat some babies.

“That’s based on a true story that we read on an internet forum on the dark web so, you know. Accuracy.”

The Q-Anon conspiracy on which the film is based was made up by an anonymous person on the internet. They have been bolstered by the success of the film and are working on some new made-up stories for the sequel.

“Now I’m in the movies, I can really expand the whole story,” said the person.

“I’m thinking we throw I some time-travel, some strange supernatural entities, giant robots, maybe some tree-people like in Lord of the Rings and have the whole conspiracy turn out to be orchestrated by Darth Vader and the lead singer of Pearl Jam. Something like that, anyway.”

Sound of Freedom II will be written, directed and all roles performed by Jim Caviezel, with a cameo from former President Donald Trump saving everyone at the end.