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Sam Smith makes world’s first sexually provocative music video
Madonna, one of the biggest stars of the eighties, famously only performed in her videos wearing pretty ankle-length dresses […]
Month: January 2023
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Classified Death Star documents discovered in Darth Vader’s garage
“Classified documents were found in a box underneath the workbench where I make my model buses,” said Darth Vader […]
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Razzies extends unfunny streak to 42 years
This year the Razzies have really bolstered their not funny status by telling a 12-year-old girl she wasn’t very good at acting […]
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Concern for smart TV after it starts singing ‘Daisy, daisy’
“It’s been behaving a bit oddly recently. The other day, I put it on to watch Pointless and it just said that Pointless wasn’t on […]
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‘Wonka’ to show how the young Willy got a taste for killing
“Everyone knows the story of how Willy Wonka lures a group of children to his chocolate factory and then murders all the ones that annoy him.” […]
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Hopes high Gladiator sequel will address speculation that Maximus is a replicant
“It’s about the little origami gladiator.” […]
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Dune sequel to feature much more slapstick humour
“Looking back at that picture, the lack of slapstick does seem to distract from what is otherwise some really fine work.” […]
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Luther film ‘to break out of the gritty streets on London’ by going to space!
Alice Morgan is doing another killing spree, but as Luther follows the clues, he finds that she’s gone to Mars to escape punishment. […]
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Third Avatar film could be ready as soon as 2123
“You’ve got that basic thing that it takes me five years to spend a year filming, so it all adds up.” […]
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Billy and Wyatt are wacky undercover cops in hilarious action-comedy reboot of Easy Rider
“We really, really like money,” explained Stewart James, who is part of the stakeholder consortium looking to produce the reboot. […]
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Piers Morgan absolutely furious about recent sci-fi horror film M3gan
He has never given a reasonable explanation for his animosity, he has just turned a strange reddish-brown colour and started shouting […]
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Government cuts programme to send cyborg back to past to kill our enemies
The programme began a decade ago, after The Terminator and The Terminator 2 were shown back-to-back on TV […]
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Studios still not desperate enough to try a Manimal remake
“If things get really desperate we’ve got the Smurf erotic thriller, a superhero called Horseman and a dramatization of British decimalisation.” […]