May 2022 - Screen Idle

head of dinosaur in jungle. Steve Guttenberg

Jurassic World: Dominion introduces Guttenbergosaur – a dinosaur based on Steve Guttenberg

31 May 2022 Neil Tollfree 0

“All our scientific advisors have checked this scientific logic and agree that it sounds quite scientific.” […]

‘Smashing the patriarchy’ – Weekend Film Guide 3rd June

30 May 2022 Neil Tollfree 0

Watch films, you maniacs. […]

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Call the Midwife-verse to include Heartbeat and Hi-de-Hi

27 May 2022 Neil Tollfree 0

“Call the Midwife has been one of the BBC’s most popular shows for several hundred years.” […]

A bikini clad woman surraounded my a fantasy serpent. Game of thrones boobs

Concern growing societal maturity means Game of Thrones prequel won’t have boobs

26 May 2022 Neil Tollfree 0

“I’ve watched that teaser trailer hundreds of times. I’ve paused it everywhere, and there’s not even a glimpse of a boob.” […]

A man dressed as a bat in mask, helmet, armor and black cloak sits at the top of the building against the background of night lights and sky. Cosplay. The Batman 2

The Batman 2 to be much darker film, with plans to film in a hole at night

25 May 2022 Neil Tollfree 0

“We’ll make every character wear a black sheet. We’ll have the lighting guys shot.” […]

VENICE, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 4: Johnny Depp and Amber Heard attend 'Black Mass' premiere during the 72nd Venice Film Festival on September 4, 2015 in Venice, Italy. Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial

Extended Collectors Edition 4K Blu-ray edition of Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial coming soon

24 May 2022 Neil Tollfree 0

“Featuring a commentary track by Johnny’s Pirates of the Caribbean co-stars Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley.” […]

‘Robots shout at you’ – Weekend Film Guide 27th May

22 May 2022 Neil Tollfree 0

Best stay indoors with the curtains closed and an emergency stockpile of biscuits watching these great films. […]

Geordi La Forge has sex

20 May 2022 Neil Tollfree 0

Commander La Forge has been incredibly perky and whistling a lot as he goes about his business on the Starship Enterprise. […]

Raunchy new BBC nature documentary to feature NAKED SEX between animals

18 May 2022 Neil Tollfree 0

“These animals don’t care! They’re happy for us to film them stark naked and taking part in all manner of acts.” […]

Vin Diesel with Furious 10 cast and crew at the Vin Diesel Hand and Foot Print Ceremony, TCL Chinese Theater, Hollywood, CA 04-01-15

Fast and Furious 10 to be profound examination of life as a 19th century Welsh hill farmer

17 May 2022 Neil Tollfree 0

Vin Diesel will play Gwyndaf Jones, a struggling hill farmer secretly in love with Myfanwy the post-mistress – played by Ludacris. […]

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Godzilla vs Kong 2 sees pair become reluctant partners in New York’s toughest police precinct

16 May 2022 Neil Tollfree 0

“I’m 252 million years old and I’m a thousand foot tall. I do not need a partner.”
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‘Giant volcano sneaks up under Los Angeles’ – Weekend Film Guide 21st May

16 May 2022 Neil Tollfree 0

It’s the weekend, and as the BBC refuse to bring back Noel Edmunds’ Multi-coloured Swap Shop, no matter how vociferous my letters, you may as well watch some of these ‘great’ films. […]

The moon at night casting light onto water. Moonfall stupid

Woman successfully sues for loss of brain cells after watching Moonfall

13 May 2022 Neil Tollfree 0

“I woke up the next day and had completely forgotten how to use the kettle.” […]

Chris Evans confirms that he’s not that Chris Evans

12 May 2022 Neil Tollfree 0

“I thought I’d clear up once and for all, I’m Chris Evans, I’m not that Chris Evans,” said Chris Evans. […]

dinosaur roaring in te jungle. new Jurassic Park reboot

Set 10 million years in future, new Jurassic Park reboot sees dinosaur scientists create human clones

10 May 2022 Neil Tollfree 0

“Dinosaurs coming to see humans in their natural habitat doing human things like watching TV, going to the shops, and Twitter-abusing celebrities.” […]