Geordi La Forge has sex

After many years as the biggest space-virgin in the Federation, a proud and pleased Geordi La Forge has announced that he has had sex.

The sexual relations finally occurred with a nice woman he met on holiday who found his boundless enthusiasm for the physics of matter-antimatter warp drives quite charming, and was able to look past the fact that he was best friends with a teenage boy and a robot.

Commander La Forge had nearly had sex once before with a hologram scientist woman on the holodeck, but ultimately realised that would be far too tragic and decided to patiently wait until a real-live woman liked him enough to have sex with him instead.

“I’m proud of my boy,” said Commander La Forge’s friend and senior officer, Commander Riker, as he relaxed, naked, in a hot tub.

“I’ve been with a lot of sexy ladies in my life, and I mean A LOT. But I still remember that first one, and I think that, even though Geordi has had to wait for a long, long time to open his account, I think that now he’s finally up and running, he’s going to be doing a lot of business.”

Commander La Forge has spent the past week since having sex being incredibly perky and whistling a lot as he goes about his business on the Starship Enterprise.

Mr La Forge had claimed to previously have had sex with a girlfriend who was really pretty but worked on a different starship which is why no one knew her, however, many believed that claim to have been a fantasy.