It’s the weekend! Spring is upon us – bees buzzing, birds singing and the bucolic splendor of countryside coming to life. So, best stay indoors with the curtains closed and an emergency stockpile of biscuits watching these great films.
Friday
What Women Want 5* 21.00
Mel Gibson gains a magic power to listen in on women’s thoughts and find out what they really want so then, presumably, spends the rest of the film leaving them all alone to get on with their lives.
Kramer vs Kramer GREAT! Movies 21.00
Dustin Hoffman and Meryl Streep go to war to decide, once and for all, who is the best Kramer
Spoiler: Kramer wins.
It’s a Wonderful Life Film4 15.40
It’s a lovely warm spring Friday afternoon, what better then, than to settle down with the most Christmassy film ever made. Go home Film4, you’re drunk.
Saturday
The Goonies Channel 5 16.05
A young Samwise Gamgee and his hoodlum friends break into cafe, disappear into catacombs below and steal a load of riches that, frankly, belong in a museum.
Whatever would Frodo say?
Transformers: Age of Extinction E4 17.50
Robots shout at you for several hours then turn into cars. People actually voluntarily went to the cinema to watch this.
The Spy Who Came in From the Cold GREAT! Movies 21.00
Chilly spy gets all nice and warm
Sunday
The Krays ITV4 21.00
The Krays? Cor Blimey guv’nor, lovely geezers, they were. Only ever hurt their own. East End was a better place for them. Up the Old Kent Road. My old man said follow the van. Cockles and Mussels, alive, alive-o.
And so on.
Ghostbusters II ITV4 18.40
Poor quality sequel. But starred some men, so nobody got that excited.
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