This week’s Nicolas Cage film sees him as an alcoholic wizard battling sentient trees
“It was Sunday and I was pretty bored because I hadn’t made a film since last Wednesday.” […]
“It was Sunday and I was pretty bored because I hadn’t made a film since last Wednesday.” […]
“She wakes up, puts on some really heavy shoes and then hangs from a doorway for seven hours.” […]
“You will be the funkiest wizard in the history of the fantasy genre.” […]
“We had to CGI a penis onto a lady cat” […]
Soundtracked by Red Right Hand and a PJ Harvey album track on repeat. […]
It’s the weekend! Time to get to work on cloning dinosaurs for your impressive new dinosaur safari park in the shed […]
“The scene is set for hilarious scrapes, wacky adventures and some touching moments.” […]
“Hey Private,” says Captain America, “I just had the weirdest dream.” […]
A terrifying, giant, invincible Cher doing battle with the legendary monsters from the first films […]
“I don’t know. Having a talking chicken following me around seems pretty stupid.” […]
“This has an unabashed happy ending, it’s the feelgood romantic comedy I’d always wanted to make.” […]
Och Aye! It’s Burns Night! So why not settle down with a big foaming pint of haggis and enjoy these great films. The Noo! […]
“Yeah, it’s yellow. Whatever,” said a woman who’d accidentally subscribed to the newsletter […]
“I mean, it is just so unrealistic. it was clearly positing that a man could just leap into the air and fly.” […]
“She takes a load of drugs, lays on the bed and plays an imaginary game of Donkey Kong on the ceiling of her bedroom.” […]
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