“You spend years coming up with a mind-bending, time-traveling, spy extravaganza and now we’re being frozen out of the Oscars because we didn’t have a scene with Ashley Banjo. […]
“Brilliant, she’s ever such a good actress,” is the sort of thing that someone on the internet is likely to say. […]
It’s the weekend! Time to drink the blood of your enemies from the skulls of their families. Or you could just get some Fanta. Either way, enjoy it with these great films. […]
The assumption was that the spider would develop the powers of a man, such as the ability to make a cup of tea or have futile arguments on the internet. […]
“You have the right to remain…what? Shy? Relaxed? I don’t know man. I can’t remember.” […]
Sony made up to seven consoles available for order worldwide and many believe his securing a pre-order is a sign from God that he his chosen. […]
“Data’s been alive for thirty-odd years, he has a positronic brain that gives him a vast IQ. How can he not understand idioms?” […]
It’s the weekend, time to set off on that epic quest with a plucky group of misfits to banish the evil wizard from the realm. […]
“In the original version of the documentaries, you can see how the Millennium Falcon was an impressive 2-foot long model. But, with CGI, we can make it look like that was 4-foot long model” […]
“One thing that did occur to me was that, at a mere three and a half hours duration, it probably wasn’t quite long enough.” […]
“I heard he began having these surgical procedures to really alter his appearance until one day, he was a tapir.” […]
“If we did some real good fighting scenes, that musical tone got louder and louder.” […]
There have been over a bazillion episodes of the cult hit since it first began. […]
“They could be showering, doing nude scenes that have no bearing on the plot, taking part in satanic rituals to infuse the body with dark energies.” […]
It’s the weekend, so why not spend it like everyone else – sat in your pants with the curtains closed, eating Frosties from the box and wondering if it’s too early to start drinking. […]
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