It’s the weekend! Time to drink the blood of your enemies from the skulls of their families.
Or you could just get some Fanta. Either way, enjoy it with these great films.
Saturday
Terminator 2: Judgement Day ITV 22.45
Space-robot from the future goes back in time to listen to Guns and Roses.
Casino Dave (obviously) 21.00
Grumpy men in nice suits swear at each other until they die.
Nice music.
Twister 5* 18.45
Bill Paxton has a fight with the weather.
Sunday
In the Line of Fire ITV4 21.00
Not as good as you remember it. Goes on for eight hours and Clint reaches for twinkly and charming and comes off as crinkly old perv.
Kill Bill: Vol 2 5* 23.05
Angry lady kills everyone because she’s cross that this film isn’t as good as the first one.
The Searchers BBC2 16.05
Grumpy cowboy looks for someone. Finds them. Still grumpy.
There is a lot of grumpy and/or angry people this weekend. Must be the weather.
Netflix Film of the Weekend
Zodiac
Jake Gyllenhall takes three hours to fail to solve the Zodiac murders.
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