It’s the weekend, so why not spend it like everyone else – sat in your pants with the curtains closed, eating Frosties from the box and wondering if it’s too early to start drinking.
While you’re doing that, you could watch these great films.
Saturday
Back to the Future II Film4 16.35
Marty travels back in time to watch Mum and Dad get off with each other as teenagers whilst different Marty watches. Perverts, the lot of them.
Genevieve Talking Pictures TV 15.45
Two couples drive their lovely old car to Brighton only to find it full of topless hippies playing bongos.
Cleopatra Sony Movies Classic 15.05
Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton star in lavish, epic biography of the Life Ain’t Easy 90s hit-makers.
Sunday
Snow White & the Huntsman Film4 18.35
About five years ago there was this shocking idea to do contemporary versions of fairytales – Pinocchio skateboarding, the seven dwarves breakdancing, Cinderella fronting a punk band – that sort of thing.
It was an awful idea and should be forgotten forever.
My Darling Clementine Paramount Network 16.10
Henry Fonda loses his cows so becomes sheriff, leans back on his chair far too much, and then kills everyone.
Stupid cows.
American Graffiti Sony Movies Classic 21.00
George Lucas classic about ragtag band of plucky drag racers in 50’s America destroying the Death Star using Jedi powers.
Netflix Film of the Weekend
Deadpool
Superhero does swearing. Well done.
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