Top movie star NUDE right NOW!

A new study has revealed that, at any point during the day, there is a movie star nude.

This means that, regardless of when you are reading this article, somewhere in the world a leading star of stage and screen is completely naked right now!

“The key is the fact that around 40% of people sleep naked,” explained Kelly Grace – Professor of Movie Stars at Cambridge University.

“We estimate that figure is considerably higher amongst film stars, because they’re all so attractive.

“Then you add in the period of getting ready for bed, reading the new Hilary Mantel in bed, getting up because you’ve forgotten to take your lenses out, then that’s well over a third of the day, half of all film stars are naked in and around bed.

“Add to that the time spent showering, changing clothes, doing nude scenes that have no bearing on the plot, taking part in satanic rituals to infuse the body with dark energies

“You take all that into account, and it’s possible to state with some certainty that there is definitely a top movie star nude right now.”

Movie fan Stewart James was excited by the news.

“What, right now? There’s a movie star naked right now? Blimey, that’s pretty amazing,” he exclaimed.

“I wonder which one it is? I hope it’s Scarlett Johansson, I mean, she’s gorgeous, isn’t she? In those Avengers films with all the fighting and everything? And she could be naked right now you say? Well, that’s going to see me ever so distracted now thinking about that.

“Hope it doesn’t affect the surgery.”

According to the study, as well as a movie star being naked right now, there is also a 5% chance they are doing a sexy little dance and a 1% chance they’re eating a banana in a provocative manner.