Marvel

“Iron Man died of infinity stones. Which is a problem for Robert’s return.” […]

“We recognised that most film fans are happy if they get to see lots of boobs and bums, so that’s what we’ve done.” […]

“I’m giving this guy quite a lot and if Quantumania and The Marvels is my return then it’s really not good enough.” […]

“Captain America: Brave New World becomes Captain America: Going to the Taylor Swift Concert.” […]

“You see a bunch of people queuing for the movies, you think it must be a new Star Wars film, or a film about a theoretical physicist, but a Marvel film?” […]

“I knew The Marvels would flop,” said Stewart James, a man whose hobby is going on the internet to explain why he’s right. […]

Pepper flings the shower door open to reveal Iron Man polishing his helmet. […]

Insecure men are preparing nonsensical diatribes about how women having super-powers is unrealistic because ‘periods.’ […]

“I was really worried that the next Marvel film might be a historical murder mystery set in high-society Boston.” […]

“Christ, I think there was also karaoke at some point as well,” said a mortified Ejiofor. […]

“I think it’s important that we had that sense of authenticity that only real-life superheroes can provide.” […]

“Cross-dimensional effects, filming in the past, atomic shots. It has been and will be a challenging shoot.” […]