Leak confirms new Marvel film to feature superhero punching people, doing quips

A leak has confirmed rumours that the next Marvel film will feature a superhero punching people and then saying amusing quips.

The leak comes in the form of what seems to be an in-house Marvel memo, it reads as follows.

“New Marvel Pic: I don’t know, get a guy, give him some powers. Guy hits people. Punches them. Then says something funny – ‘I sure scrambled his eggs’ – something like that, but funny.”

Fans are excited by the revelations.

“Oh my god. Amazing. This is exactly what I was hoping for,” tweeted @tonysbeard.

“I was really worried that the next Marvel film might be a historical murder mystery set in high-society Boston, or a musical featuring the songs of Maroon 5, but it’s going to be a superhero punching people and doing quips instead. That’s my absolute favourite. Love it.”

Although not confirmed in the leak, it seems likely that the superhero will wear some form of costume and be friends with another superhero who may well make an appearance in the film.

There is now widespread speculation on the internet that the Marvel film following this new Marvel film will feature a superhero punching people and doing quips. Without another leak from the studio, however, this can only be treated as empty speculation.