Everything in the world is better following the release of a new trailer for Spiderman.
Since the trailer was released on Wednesday, men and women all over the world have found love in their heart, joy and happiness has spread through all peoples, and Mrs Walpole of Bridlington has found the keys she lost last Thursday.
“I’ll be honest, I was worried for a while there,” said an anonymous UN delegate.
“It seemed that the world was just getting worse – hate, bigotry, violence and pain were everywhere.
“But since the release of the Spiderman trailer, I think we’re all going to be alright.”
People across the globe are said to be emerging from their homes, blinking, and seeing the world in a new light after viewing the trailer for the first time.
“I don’t know, everything else just seems trivial after that,” said one man in London who was found wandering the streets in a daze, smiling to himself.
“War, famine, man’s inhumanity to man, it simply pales next to the Spiderman trailer.”
As the world’s ills slowly heal, it seems that future generations should take note – sometimes even the greatest divisions can be cured by humanity coming together as one to freak out over Alfred Molina.
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*Alright, perhaps ‘love’ is pushing it, maybe ‘be mildly diverted by’
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Funko Pop ‘unlikely’ to release Pather Panchali range
Funko Pop, the popular bobblehead figurine company, has stated that it’s ‘unlikely’ that they will be releasing a range of figurines based on Sanjit Ray’s classic 1955 tale of rural Indian life – Pather Panchali.
“Sometimes I don’t understand Funko Corporation,” said Bernard James, a 56 year-old barrister from Chipping Norton who has the country’s largest collection of Funko Pop figurines.
“I mean, don’t get me wrong, I love my Avengers Funko Pops and play with them all the time, but a range based on Pather Panchali would be well wicked.”
Fans had been hoping for a range that would have included a Funko Pop Apu, a Funko Pop Harihar, a Funko Pop Harihar’s crazy old cousin, and a Funko Pop Durga in both healthy and sick formats.
“The Funko Pop Harihar’s crazy old cousin would have been awesome, said Mr James, wistfully.
“You just know that would have been a massive collectable, everyone would have wanted that.”
The Funko Corporation also took time to confirm that there would be no Funko Pop figurines based on Murneau’s Sunrise – A Song Of Two Humans, Deep Throat, Requiem For A Dream, the 1980 Conservative Cabinet, or the old man in the High Street who shouts ‘I’m Crispy,’ at everyone.
They also reiterated that if we keep phoning them up with stupid requests, they’ll call the police.
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