July 2024 - Screen Idle

“Subtitles put people off because of the whole having-to-think-about-what-you’re-watching thing.” […]

“Iron Man died of infinity stones. Which is a problem for Robert’s return.” […]

“I mean a beautiful, elegiac tale of the Old West is fine, but what people really want to see is an old geezer’s pants fall down.” […]

“And it’s got Paul Mescal in it. There’s no way he was ever in ancient Rome, he’d have to be 2000 years old and he’s clearly only about 30.” […]

“We recognised that most film fans are happy if they get to see lots of boobs and bums, so that’s what we’ve done.” […]

The Imperial Security Bureau had discovered boxes of documents in Fortress Vader on Mustafar. […]

“Strikers and defenders are fine, but if you introduce a barbarian with a giant club then football becomes so much more fun.” […]

At first the are nervous and wary, but calm down after being served jelly and ice cream. […]

“You’ll have all these stuffy formal British admirals and politicians, and then Marcus and Mike walk in and are like ’S’Up Y’all’” […]