Kevin Feige Makes Appointment With Devil To Discuss Pact Failures

Marvel head Kevin Feige has set up a lunch meeting with the devil to discuss recent failures for the devil to honour his side of their pact.

“Look, it’s not good enough man, we had a deal,” explained Feige.

“The Marvels, Echo, that godawful Thor picture. The guy’s not holding up his end of the bargain here, clearly.”

Feige revealed that he’d sent emails and tried to call.

“Of course. I’m a professional. You know, I didn’t want to turn this into a thing. I sent a couple of emails last year after Quantumania. You know, just like – ‘Hey Devil, how you doing? Just thought I’d check in. How you doing. Wondered if you’d seen what happened with my Ant-Man picture?’ – just friendly, not accusing or anything. Got nothing. Zero response.

“After The Marvels I tried to call. His secretary kept telling me he was in a meeting with the Avatar team but, you know, how many meetings do you need?”

After Echo, Feige decided he had had enough and a meeting has now been set.

“Next Thursday. Lunch at Spagos. We’ll hash this out and see if we can’t get this pact back on track because, frankly, I’m giving this guy quite a lot and if Quantumania and The Marvels is my return then it’s really not good enough.

“If I’d known this is what I’d be getting then I’d have just given him Chris Evans’ soul instead.”