Month: April 2024

“Evil Dead fans are great. The best. It can’t be very nice for them to sit through all of that gore and unpleasantness in every film.” […]

“A rap called ‘I’ll Get You Butler’, a big ballad called ‘Oh Stan’, a couple of rousing cockney knees-up songs.” […]

“A video game based on this show? In a world after a nuclear war? Sounds a bit depressing, a bit grim.” […]

“Early noughties, something like that? Got a bunch of Oscar nominations but didn’t win anything.” […]

“You know they’d have to make Red a woman. Even though it’s a man’s prison.” […]

“CGI is for pussies,” said the famously combative director […]

“I always assumed that Superman got his powers after eating some radioactive soup.” […]

“A widescreen pan across the falls, then we cut to a fist-fight in a car lot at night, and then my wife in the shower.”
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“Indiana Jones, Ghostbusters, Picard – everything is all about the nostalgia of middle-aged men on the internet.” […]

“I think fans of trapping sims in rooms with no doors or toilet, which is to say most people who play The Sims, are going to love this.” […]

“It examines your viewing habits, forms an analysis of your personality. Finally, it just recommends Predator.” […]

“It’s in the name. Silver Surfer. Silver. Silver Surfer is a surfer who is made of silver. That’s the whole thing.” […]