Film World Stunned To Learn Martin Scorsese Hasn’t Already Made Frank Sinatra Biopic Starring Leonardo DiCaprio

The film industry was left reeling after it was revealed that Martin Scorsese hasn’t already made a Frank Sinatra biopic starring Leonardo DiCaprio.

The revelation emerged after plans for the Kundun legend to make a Frank Sinatra biopic starring Leonardo DiCaprio were revealed.

“Get outta here,” was a typical response, from industry insider Stewart James.

“You’re telling me Marty hasn’t already made a Sinatra biopic with Leo? You sure? Because that really sounds like something he would have done. I mean, if you’d ask me to put money on it, I’d give you ten to one that there’s a Sinatra biopic from Marty out there.”

Industry expert Kelly Grace agreed.

“No, come on. He’s made a Sinatra biopic. Of course he has. Early noughties, something like that? Got a bunch of Oscar nominations but didn’t win anything. Are you telling me that didn’t happen? Well, I’ll be damned. Crazy.”

After making the Sinatra biopic with Leonardo DiCaprio, Scorsese will make a film about a corrupt New York cop in the late seventies who is tormented by Catholic guilt.

“Oh no way,” exclaimed Kelly Grace, “he’s definitely already made something like that.”