“The trailer introduces Chewbacca and Scarecrow in what is clearly the first flush of romance.” […]

“America used to have the greatest dinosaurs. The diplodocus, that was a great dinosaur. The crazy Democrats got rid of that.” […]

After some more wild embracing on the moors, the couple storm out of a meeting with fellow communist agitators […]

“Doing the Hoovering Simulator was a surprise hit, with many gamers enjoying the gentle yet slightly exotic task of hoovering.” […]

“Austria has been in a desperate state in recent years, yo,” explained the Super Bass hitmaker. […]

“Actually, Frankenstein is the name of the scientist, I don’t have a name. I’m just ‘the creature’ which actually gives further pathos to my plight.” […]

“Many assumed that David Corerswet was a hyper-evolved human with the ability to fly, or perhaps a wizard.” […]

“I mean, it’s pretty unclear from the film. Life is either all about being an accountant or doing a little dance.” […]

“You know the guy; Schindler, he travels around helping people, getting them off trains. All that stuff he did in the original picture.” […]

“Well, essentially, we’re thinking that it’s the same game but with the word ‘remake’ on the box and a slightly higher price tag.” […]

“We really have only just reached the point where we have the technology to depict Na’vi baking onscreen.” […]

“Cardinal Bellini wants a modern rap musical with Doechii and Kendrick Lamar songs. Whereas Tedesco, a traditionalist, wants Run DMC” […]

The Social Network Part II will depict Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg’s descent from a cold-hearted megalomaniac to a cold-hearted megalomaniac. “We pick up just after the events of the first film, which saw Mark go […]

The bawdy sex-comedies have been a huge hit with stupid people […]

“This film is notable for showing much more predator nudity than any other film.” […]