Predator: My Erotic Awakening sees young Predator explore its burgeoning sexuality

Another film in the ever-growing Predator franchise has been announced. Predator: My Erotic Awakening will see a young Predator taking a break from hunting beefy men through jungles to explore its burgeoning sexuality.

“We only see Predator as this relentless machine of hunting and death,” explained director Stewart James.

“But even relentless machines of hunting and death have desires, they have needs, and this film is about the young Predator exploring those needs in a healthy and open manner.”

The film begins with the culmination of a hunt, the Predator and his friends all get changed out of their armour and the Predator, for the first time, notices the smooth and sensual bodies of the other predators. This film is notable for showing much more predator nudity than any other film. The sight of all its friends bodies gives the Predator its first pang of desire.

We see the Predator act on that desire, asking another predator to go to the cinema. It’s not a normal cinema, but a predator cinema where they have bits of flesh instead of popcorn. The Predator and its date beginning kissing in the back seat and then, unable to contain their passion for each other, they have sex for the first time, abandoned to their lust, not caring that all the other predators in the cinema can see them, perhaps even more turned on because of that.

“That is the catalyst for the carnival of predator eroticism that is the rest of the film,” continued James.

“The Predator explores every aspect of predator desire; sex, bondage, threesomes, role-play, PILF, and sex in a big bath of baked beans, which is something that is a lot more normal than most people realise.”

The film then ends with the Predator, now that it’s happily explored its sexuality in a healthy and safe manner, a much better warrior than it was previously and so it goes and chases a load of people through the jungle and kills them in a bloody and terrifying fashion.