What the hell is happening?
This, this is what happening, and it’s going to blow your mind.
“Then we finish with all the aliens and gang members dancing to a great new, upbeat song called ‘We’re All Happy Now.’” […]
It is understood that Feige will begin reasonably slowly by directing your imagination to envision a world in which you have a much nicer breakfast cereal and your cat likes you […]
The poll was instead was topped by Breaking Bad, a load of shouty American nonsense about drugs and being unpleasant to each other. […]
“Marvel films are a load of old nob,” said Scorsese at the London premiere of his latest film The Irishman. […]
“It’s similar themes to Training Day but focusing more on the cavalier attitude of Detective Harris to health and safety and effective auditing procedures.” […]
Thousands of repressed and insecure men have been preparing nonsensical diatribes about how women having super-powers is unrealistic because ‘periods.’ […]
“It’s also powerful. Incredibly powerful. We believe that it could reasonably power a small sun.” […]
Other exciting PS5 features are a nasal controller, tidal sensors and a nice vase. […]
“One episode is just a 50-minute shot of a crow picking at the rotting carcass of a cat whilst in the distance someone occasionally screams.” […]
It is currently unknown if the film will feature hobbits in space or if the rebels will be visiting Middle-Earth to form an alliance with the hobbits to defeat Kylo Ren […]
“No longer will animals be in thrall to an outdated, and unfair means of rule that sees power pass from lion to lion with no mandate from the people.” […]
“Back in the nineties, it was all about anal-probing. I mean, if you got abducted by aliens, the only thing they were interested in was what was up your ass.” […]
“It was the most terrible and appalling thing I’ve ever seen on a film set,” said a cameraman who witnessed events, “and I worked on the Star Wars prequels.”
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Things went from bad to worse as the woman brought out a box of Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes and a two-pint carton of milk. […]
“I guess it works out as about one cigarette for one loot box,” explained Stewart James, head of in-game bastardy at a leading videogame company. […]
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