Month: April 2025

“I bet it’s Chewbacca,” said one fan. […]

“The old model has been humanely disposed of on a big fire in the lot, the cheers of the crowd drowning out its terrifying screams of agony.” […]

“I was looking at my arse in the mirror one day and I thought, what if I had a computerised arse?” […]

“I think it’s about time that someone introduced a bit of maturity and responsibility to the Star Wars universe.” […]

“Sexy walking is a particularly distinctive talent that requires focus, poise and years of dedication.” […]

“A Cushion of Comfiness will follow Vessel of Hatred and will lead the Diablo story into a much comfier area.” […]

“You’ll be watching the film and there’ll be Joseph Quinn and he’ll be fine but then you’ll realise that he never wrote Something, you know?” […]

“The best place to set the climax to any great science fiction story is on the forest moon of Endor,” […]

“A man was taken into custody on suspicion of enjoying the new Snow White film, which men on the internet has decided is a load of rubbish.” […]

“His Kart is a modified Chevy Suburban and has a special power of calling his cousin Christopher to come out and ‘whack’ an opponent.” […]

“The most terrifying disaster would be the country being taken over by a dictator who is not only a psychopath, but also really, really stupid.” […]

“We get to know the bad guys’ names, we’re with them through all their training, but what about the good guys?” […]

“The only way I’m going to forgive Marvel for that Thor film is seeing them bring in some proper heroes.” […]