“If you are cool and with it, then you are definitely reading a spoof movie news website. You’re probably really good looking as well.” […]
“It seems irrefutable to me. Inception doesn’t exist and we all just dreamt we watched it.” […]
“We believe there is a colony of about twelve Charizards in the Highlands of Scotland that could be the last ones on the planet.” […]
“You see it everywhere – ‘Exclusive! Hollywood insider reveals Mahershala Ali’s favourite cheese’” […]
“I like strangling people, they like strangling people, but when it comes to music, I’d rather listen to Dua Lipa” […]
It’s the weekend, and as your plans for the weekend amount to lying on the sofa wondering why you don’t have better plans for the weekend, you’re probably going to want to watch some films. […]
Farrell has been assured no one would be foolish enough to remake the 1990 classic […]
“There is a dearth of rollercoasters based on historical LGBTQ romances that, frankly, shames the industry.” […]
“It does seem that particular upgrade contained a few bugs that led to the introduction of a devastating new disease and large potions of the planet catching fire.” […]
It’s Saturday again! Time to pretend to have a bit of a cough so you don’t have to go round your brother-in-law’s house and listen to him witter on about the new conservatory he’s put in. […]
The whole trailer is filmed in a stark black and white and soundtracked by a solitary mournful violin. […]
The sixth game in the series has been much anticipated since the fifth game ‘Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim’ was released in 1968. […]
“I was in Drive, Blade Runner and La La Land whereas Ryan Reynolds was in Deadpool, Deadpool 2 and possibly some other things.” […]
Ah, the weekend. Time to have a go at the garden, go for a walk in the country, or lie on the sofa in your pants eating corn flakes straight from the box wondering if it’s too early to start drinking yet. […]
“I introduced a lot of slapstick comedy. Kids love slapstick, so we’d have had the characters trying to inject drugs and then falling on their butt.” […]
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