Exclusive! Hollywood insider says exclusive Hollywood insider stories just clickbait

A Hollywood insider has exclusively revealed that so-called ‘exclusive’ Hollywood insider stories are just clickbait, and should be ignored.

“There is no Hollywood insider offering an exclusive story! It’s just a lie to get you to click on the link and register a click on the blog,” said a Hollywood insider called, I don’t know, let’s say…Stewart James.

“You see it everywhere – ‘Exclusive! Sex secrets of C3P0 and R2D2 revealed by a Hollywood insider’ or ‘Exclusive! Hollywood insider reveals Mahershala Ali’s favourite cheese’ – the Hollywood insider doesn’t exist.

“If they’ve got a name, it’s just something that’s obviously been made up to try and give the whole thing an air of credibility. There’s no Hollywood insider. There’s no exclusive. It’s just all clickbait. If you ever see these sorts of stories, just ignore them and get on with your day.”

The revelations are set to rock the world of Hollywood insider exclusive stories and already there are claims that the Hollywood insider who made the claims was himself just made up in an attempt to give credibility to what was clearly a clickbait article.

The Hollywood insider dismissed those claims.

“Hey, if I was just made up then how would I have got the exclusive insider story that exclusive Hollywood insider stories are just clickbait,” he said.

“I wouldn’t, that’s how.

“People don’t like that I’ve revealed the exclusive inside truth about exclusive Hollywood insider stories, and that is why they are trying to discredit me and this important story.”

There are rumours that there is another, different Hollywood insider who is set to reveal that the revelation that exclusive Hollywood insider stories are just clickbait is, itself, clickbait and should be ignored.

But that would just be silly.