A new horror film has been announced with a terrifying original new concept – people who read spoof movie news websites are being found horribly murdered.
“These sort of websites are the hottest thing out there right now,” explained producer Stewart James.
“If you are cool and with it, then you are definitely reading a spoof movie news website. You’re probably really good looking as well.”
“That is a demographic that we want to hit, right there.”
The film will begin with a really cool, good-looking person laughing uproariously, and as the camera pans round to reveal the spoof movie news website they are reading, a mangling sound is heard and a splash of blood hits the monitor.
As the film progresses, it becomes apparent that the only way to save yourself from being horribly mangled is to share the articles as widely as possible.
It is also revealed early on that the proprietor of the website is definitely not the killer because that would be quite obvious and, anyway, he’s a really nice person.
“I tell you, this is going to be the new Scream this Winter. Huge,” laughed Mr James.
It is currently unknown if the new film is based on real-life events, but if you do read articles on a spoof movie news website then it is probably best to share as many articles as possible, just to be sure.
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