It’s the weekend! Time for the masses to rise up and seize the means of production. Or, if that seems like a lot of bother, watch these great films instead.
Saturday
Outbreak 5* 18.25
Dustin Hoffman chases ill monkey around rural America in what-the-hell-happened-to-my-career sickopalypse classic.
Enemy at the Gates Sony Movies 21.00
Don’t open them then. Duh. That would be a disaster.
Dumb and Dumber 5* 14.00
The Prime Minister of Britain meets the President of America.
Yes! Edgy Humour! I’m the Ben Elton of Spoof Movies News Sites.
Sunday
The LEGO Batman Movie ITV2 18.55
Hugely impressive advert for LEGO (or ‘LEGOs’ as they say in America. Weirdos).
True Lies Film4 21.00
Arnold Schwarzenegger tries to make his horse jump off a skyscraper then humiliates his wife in wacky knock-about spy fun.
Features Tom Arnold, because even Jim Belushi was having none of that.
The Guest Sony Movies 21.00
Downton Abbey bloke shoots everyone. No one watched it at the cinema. Proof that everyone is stupid. Don’t be a stupid person – watch this.
Netflix Film of the Weekend
Dante’s Peak
James Bond beats up a volcano in small town America. They made two there’s-a-volcano-loose-in-America films in the same year. The nineties were weird.
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