Month: November 2019

The film also has a completely rewritten plot in which Sonic gets trapped in an old woodpile and a family has to rescue him. […]

“I made Black Panther and he thinks he has something to say to me because he once directed a Michael Jackson video?” […]

“His strengths include impassioned rhetoric, intellect and knowledge of national parks.” […]

“I mean I think Harvey is a delight, but by not actually competing in the show, he’s shown that he hasn’t really got what it takes to make it in the final weeks.” […]

“Yeah, made a sitcom so, you know, I guess that makes me a bit of a polymath.” […]

The technology has been developed by an insane Doctor in a crumbling old castle somewhere in Eastern Europe. […]

“By skipping to the end of each episode, you can watch an entire season of Stranger Things while sat on the toilet.” […]

“We used complicated science and hard sums to rigorously test each film and have conclusively proven that Deep Impact is the superior movie.” […]

Dr Strange is a bit tired from protecting earth from extra-dimensional threats so he decides to take a week in a bed and breakfast in Margate […]

The featurette ends with one of Britain’s Dame Judi Dench screaming into the camera at the horror that has been wreaked upon her body. […]

World of Warcraft: Everyone Makes Up will focus on quests in which the player has to do some shopping for an elderly Orc and babysit a young worgan. […]

“Just a bunch of people talking. Now that’s fine if they’ve got no clothes on, but otherwise it’s just not going to work.” […]