During a scene where the protagonist amusingly woos what he thinks is the girl of his dreams but is, in fact, an old lady, the Extreme Noise Terror song Bulls**t Propaganda is used. […]
The film is expected to simultaneously exist and not exist and require a husband or wife with you at all times who can explain exactly what’s going on. […]
The film will centre on a week in the run up to Christmas where Culkin watches some TV, wraps some presents and has a friend round for coffee. […]
Jean-Luc Trufaut announced that his new film – ‘Two People’ will be about two people, neither of which will have super powers. […]
“Yeah, the President was laughing and cheering, and when Megan Fox bent over, he made this guttural grunting sound.” […]
“I need you to review it,” he demands, clearly eating what, having met the man, I would assume is some form of pastried comestible. I have no idea to what he refers. […]
“It has proved enduring despite almost all instances of splitting up to cover more ground resulting in death, injury, or incubation of demonic alien lifeform.” […]
A huge swathe of the internet refused to accept that fictional characters who catch fictional supernatural entities could do so at the same time as having vaginas. […]
“We’ve changed the famous Moses refrain to ‘Moses supposes his toeses haven’t been chewed off in the night by giant ratses.’” […]
The film, called ‘Smurfs on the Block’ or something, will feature the small blue goblins having to form a hip-hop gang of street-dancers to save an orphanage from corrupt politicians and drug dealers. Probably. […]
“It needed to be something that would be profoundly damaging to the psyche of the Detective Mills character. Something that could break a man.” […]
“If there’s one thing Tolkien fans like nowadays it’s films that are far too long.” […]
The Shawshank Redemption remake will be called ‘The Pawshank Redemption.’ […]
‘Spiderman: Manspider,’ ‘Spiderman: Another One,’ ‘Spiderman: What’s that? 8? 9?’ And ‘Spiderman: Whatever,’ will be released on a monthly basis until Christmas […]
Vin Diesel was nineteen minutes into a speech about family when it became clear there’d been a terrible mistake. […]
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