Napalm Death musical slammed for including Extreme Noise Terror songs

A new musical based on the music of crustcore death metal band Napalm Death has been slammed for including songs by fellow crustcore death metal band Extreme Noise Terror

During a scene where the protagonist amusingly woos what he thinks is the girl of his dreams but is, in fact, an old lady, the Extreme Noise Terror song Bulls**t Propaganda is used.

Again, midway through the second act as the girl stares sadly out of a window after realising her dreams of opening a tap-dancing school will never come to fruition she sings the Extreme Noise Terror song Dogma, Intolerance, Control.

“It’s the betrayal I can’t stand,” said Musical and Napalm Death fan Jeremy Ogilvy.

“From Enslavement To Obliteration is meant to be a musical based on the songs of Napalm Death. I don’t come to a musical based on the songs of Napalm Death to hear the songs of Extreme Noise Terror.”

“Imagine if Mamma Mia featured songs by Extreme Noise Terror. There’d be riots on the streets.”

Mr Williams also suspected that there were songs from other acts snuck in as well.

“I’m fairly sure I heard Attack Of The Blur Demons by Chronical Diarrhoea in the scene when they’re all dancing in the magic shoe factory, but it’s only 40 seconds long and I was distracted by some marvellous shuffle slap up changes in the dance routine, so I can’t be sure.”