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‘The eighties were weird’ – Weekend Film Guide 18th June
It’s the weekend! Time to football your football right into your football. […]
Month: June 2021
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The Rock announces move into politics with run for election to parish council in Wales
“It’ll be nice to have The Rock involved in village administration, he was brilliant in Rampage with that big gorilla.” […]
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E3 to focus on switching that damn thing off and going out for some fresh air
This year’s E3 is sponsored by the World Federation of Dads […]
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Chris Hemsworth deflation expected to take a further two weeks
“Being inflated is a little undignified but then, so is appearing in that Men in Black reboot,” […]
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Animal Crossing faces criticism for including ‘F*** tha Police’ in KK Slider set
“Disgusting. There’s no way the kids are playing that again. They can go back to Grand Theft Auto instead.” […]
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Tragic Christopher Nolan unable to remember the start of Memento
“I was just like ‘What? What’s happening? What’s Mike from Neighbours doing now?'” […]
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“You were only supposed to blow him off.” – Weekend Film Guide 11th June
It’s a glorious summer weekend, so make sure you close those curtains real tight or the sun might shine on your TV. Happened to A-ha, and they never recovered. […]
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Amazon seeks acquisition of your subconscious
“We’ve had a look into your subconscious and, you know, there’s some good stuff in there. It’s fine.” […]
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Holby City to end after 325 series’
Beginning in 1786, Holby city started life as a play about the new craze for medicine. […]
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HBO announce Friends reunion reunion
Most excitingly, though, there will be lots and lots of really irrelevant filler […]
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Attack the Block 2 to focus on John Boyega’s Moses’ burgeoning career in IT
Moses has got to deal with unreliable suppliers, a contractor’s food poisoning, and a loose cable on the PowerPoint projector system […]