The deflation of Chris Hemsworth is expected to take another two weeks. This is longer than initially thought, but should be nothing to be concerned about.
Chris was inflated for the latest Thor film as usual, but as was seen in his Instagram post, he ended up being inflated a little more than usual and, consequently, his deflation is taking slightly longer than it would normally.
“Movie stars have been getting inflated since the eighties,” explained movie historian Stewart James.
“Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Dolph Lundgren, these guys pretty much spent the entire decade fully inflated. There were even fears that Arnie would go pop during filming of Predator.
“Nowadays, the effect is less pronounced and technology has advanced so you can inflate a movie star on a case-by-case basis as the demands of the films dictate.”
The process for inflating a movie star is as follows
- He arrives and changes into some baggy clothes to accommodate his newly bulbous body
- He lies down on his front
- A tube is inserted into his anus
- Air is gently pumped into the star until he is the required size
- A cork is hammered tightly into his bottom
“Some might say it’s a little undignified but then, so is appearing in that Men in Black reboot,” laughed Stewart.
Stewart insisted that the delayed deflation is nothing to be concerned about.
“No, it’s fine, he was just inflated a little more than usual is all. The important thing is that the deflation isn’t rushed or it will get out of control and you’ll end up with Chris Hemsworth whooshing around the room like a deflating balloon accompanied by a deafening farting sound, and nobody wants to see that, do they?”
“Hang on…”
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Teenagers’ party at old abandoned house during horrific killing spree proves uneventful
A party held by a group of teenagers at the spooky old abandoned house in the midst of dreadful killing spree has proved to be quite uneventful and, seemingly, a real tonic for the morale of everyone who attended.
The killing spree is said to be the worst the town has suffered since they locked up a recently escaped insane serial killer exactly ten years to the day prior to the date of the party.
“Yeah, the grizzled old police chief said we should all stay home,” said local party guy Rick ‘Rick’ Rockford.
“But we were all like ‘screw that, let’s totally party,’ so we totally partied and I think it was a real hit with everyone who attended.”
“That couple who snuck out to the knife shed to make out said it was the best party they’d ever been to.”
Grizzled old police chief Warren Standon admitted he may have been a little overcautious.
“Well darn, I don’t know. Could be I was wrong there,” he said.
“Saw them fool kids were having a party. Figured that killer would turn up and make mincemeat of them. Didn’t though. Everyone seems calmer now. Less on edge. Might be it did everyone some good.”
Following the party’s success, a small group of horny teenagers have announced their intention to spend a few nights in the old, empty shack in the woods where a guy who was never caught killed a small group of horny teenagers exactly a year ago
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