Following the success of the recent Friends reunion show, HBO have announced a Friends reunion reunion show in which the cast and crew of the Friends reunion get together to reminisce about their time working on the Friends reunion.
“The Friends reunion holds quite a special place in people’s hearts,” explained HBO executive Stewart James.
“It’s something that is embedded in their consciousness and marks that particular place in their lives that was a couple of weeks ago. This reunion show is going to be like catching up with some old, dare I say, friends…and some other people you don’t really care about and didn’t have anything to do with the show.”
Starring Justin Beiber, David Beckham, John Snow, James f**king Corden, and other favourites from the Friends reunion, the Friends reunion reunion will reveal titbits and trivia from behind the scenes, like how Malala and Elliott Gould had secret crushes on each other and how no one really understood why John Snow was there.
There will be an accurate recreation of the set in which James f**king Corden interviewed the cast of Friends and they will all get the chance to walk the set and reminisce about the interview and laugh incredulously at the time Cordon asked everyone who had the loudest laugh.
Most excitingly, though, there will be lots and lots of really irrelevant filler like someone from Shadow and Bone doing a Friends Reunion quiz, Olivia Rodrigo singing Good 4 U – her massive hit from the time of the Friends reunion – and members of the public crying far too much than is really healthy.
The Friends reunion reunion will be released in several weeks and, so confident are HBO of its success, a Friends reunion reunion reunion is already being planned for late July.
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Calls for wholesale reform of film criticism after The Greatest Showman turns out to be awesome
There are calls for root and branch reform of all strands of film criticism after appraisal of The Greatest Showman failed to notice that it was awesome on every level.
Despite every man, woman and child who has seen the film bloody loving it, the aggregated score remains a lowly 48.
“Something has gone terribly wrong with critical appraisal,” said Hugh Williams, a normal person who obviously bloody loved The Greatest Showman because why wouldn’t you?
“Almost all reviews dealt with deficiencies in character and plot but completely ignored that fact that the whole thing is utterly awesome.”
“I don’t think that it’s fair to single out individual critics as I think that it’s clear that there is something wrong with the system and it needs wholesale reform from top to bottom.”
It has been suggested that many people have different opinions and that some people will enjoy certain films whereas others won’t.
“Normally, that’s an argument I can understand,” insisted Mr Williams.
“But with The Greatest Showman? It just makes no sense, because it’s obviously awesome.”
Mr Williams set out exactly what was needed when it came to reform of film criticism.
“Well, they just all need to say that The Greatest Showman is awesome, really.”
“That should do it.”
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