Five intelligent films that the likes of you have probably never seen, you bovine cretins
“I am very smart and have seen films that are in black and white or have subtitles. Sometimes both.” […]
“I am very smart and have seen films that are in black and white or have subtitles. Sometimes both.” […]
Here’s our guide to the best films to have on in the background while pretending to be interested in your sister’s Zoom diatribe about her career injustices. […]
“The new Super Mario game is an open world adventure in which Mario fixes bigger and bigger sink leaks and boiler malfunctions.” […]
“There’s Prince Phillip, completely naked, who’s having a foursome with Bananarama, who are also completely naked.” […]
“He’s handsome, charismatic, he looks terrific in a suit, I can see why people are taking Rick Astley seriously as a potential new James Bond.” […]
There will probably be a comedy flatulent pigeon because everyone loves a comedy flatulent pigeon. […]
“Every time I went near him, he’d mutter ‘insect’ – he’s really starting to creep me out.” […]
Park yourself on the sofa with a vat of mulled wine and a skip full of Quality Street and watch these great films. […]
“It was a puffy jacket, and there was only one time that people wore jackets that were puffy – the 1980s.”
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“We all really wanted to see how would that period in time respond to having a powerful Jedi in New York.” […]
“I thought she’d at least spend time walking round the magic Christmas lodge by candlelight as a choir sang carols outdoors.” […]
It’s the weekend, time for the proletariat to seize the means of production and achieve socialist utopia! […]
“The cardboard sleeve features the classic Blu-ray cover art, but rendered stunningly on cardboard.” […]
He went – ‘Are you Sarah Connor? I have to kill you, or save you. Where’s your son? Hasta la Vista.’ […]
Gal, short for Galaxy, was born several years ago in a hospital. […]
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